So at my bus stop we were talking about Thor and I said one of my favorite parts was his abbs and everyone agreed with me.
I’m also the only girl with 3 straight as hell guys
penis is such an ugly word we should call them dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dongs
Love it when a girl plays with my dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dong.
I fucking choked on my tea
Next you’ll be choking on my dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dong.